No, this was NOT written during Christmas time. It’s March, and I’ve been up all night trying to upgrade Windows 7.
Jingle Bells (Windows H*LL)
Dashing through the house
Looking for a mouse
O’er the stairs I fly
Asking God — “Why?”
Nothing’s going right
It’s the middle of the night
It’s no fun to sit and glare
At the laptop over there
Oh,
Windows H*LL, something smells
Rebooting one more time
It ain’t fun, can’t you tell
When I can’t think of better rhymes
Oh, Upgrade dies, and how time flies,
Looking for some help
Oh, what fun it is to find
That Susan’s still online!
Windows H*LL, something smells
Rebooting one more time
It ain’t fun, can’t you tell
When I can’t think of better rhymes